I’m on my way to see the kid, Bill Burr, in action tonight. I am making my return to a town I have not been to in four years. Last time I was there I almost landed a threesome with a bartender and his hot-for-that-town girlfriend until I was horribly cock blocked by some drunken oinker that was in the crew I was out with. This quick trip should be an interesting one as I am completely ill equipped to do some marathon drinking so I believe I will be stealing somebody’s signature puke-out-the-car-window move. At least the people I’m going with are an entertaining sort so I’m sure there will be some sort of havoc or chaos that they will get into. I’m hitting the road, Jack.