A Philosophical Dilemma

If Donald Trump gropes you but you can’t afford to hire Gloria Allred, did the groping really happen?

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Old Fashioned Superstitions

I mean, if you don’t know this is from The Goonies then you stink.

Love the movie, love Cyndi, love the cast for being in the video, love the wrestlers! Rowdy Roddy Piper was my shit!

One of the most quotable movies around!

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What Came First?

Victim culture praises the victims as heroes but if they were heroes they wouldn’t have been victimized in the first place. 

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Watch Out!

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Millennials require trigger warnings which makes no sense since they’re all doped up on a drug cocktail of antidepressants and Adderall. They could have a loaded gun pointed at them with a cocked trigger and they still wouldn’t feel anything. 

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I Thought We Weren’t Using That Word Anymore?

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I couldn’t figure out if a person was a man or woman and my friend said they are genderqueer which is apparently the polite term for unfuckable. 

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