Back to the Present

The other day I was at an apartment complex that was once considered very posh about thirty years ago. In my youth this building was difficult to get into and the residents were mainly composed of older, rich Jews and W.A.S.P.s.

Well, boy oh boy, have those demographics shifted.

The complex is now basically anybody but old, rich Jews and W.A.S.P.s.

It is almost like the alternate version of 1985 Hill Valley. What shifted in the space time continuum?

I guess my question is, why did this have such a radical shift? There are areas that remain the same for decades. What happened to have such a transformation?

I’m not saying this is a good thing or a bad thing, I’m just wondering what caused such a change?

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True Love

One day I hope to love another person as much as the media loves a manifesto from a crazy.

 

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Protection

I am not a big believer in condoms for myself. Hey, if they work for others, more power to you. However, I was reading something in which a woman said the man made her put a condom on his penis before she could perform oral sex. Wait, what?

I suppose I understand this in theory, but wait, what?

I recall that in my youth when I worked at a drug store that I was damaging out product, one of which was fruit flavored condoms. Of course because I’m a freak I licked them to see what they tasted like. I’m a curious gal, should I penalized for that? Anyway, to my disappointment they had no flavor taste to them, they just tasted as you would imagine a condom to taste, like a slimy balloon. Of course, being the dummy that I am, it only clicked with me that the reason they have flavored condoms is for oral sex purposes after reading about this woman decades later.

What is the point of getting a blow job if you have a condom? I suppose this makes some sense in the sex worker industry, but in every day life of normal people, wait, what, why? If you are that worried about contracting something, perhaps, maybe find another chick to blow you.

This is almost as ludicrous as using a dental dam to eat pussy.

You have to ask yourself if the blow job is worth catching a perhaps permanent disease? If you answered yes, then you don’t need the condom. If you answered no, abstain.

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Take Care of That

Little Ruthy Hackett is here with a joyous joke on this wonderful holiday.

Today is Ear Muff Day, but if it is that unruly, you should just wax it.

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