Ruth Mazo

I realize that we as a society are pretty vain. We live in a world where people feel the need to alter themselves through various methods. I feel that the most extreme of these procedures is cosmetic surgery. I could never understand how someone could actually go through with it. I do believe in plastic surgery for real medicinal purposes. I completely understand a burn victim wanting to go under the knife. I also completely comprehend those born with birth defects or physical abnormalities that want cosmetic surgery. I used to want to get fake tits because I really am not a fan of my boobs and it is not like they are going to grow anymore. However, as time went on I’m happy I never got the enhancement. I don’t judge those who have fake titties; I am a fan of them on others. The decider for me not to get them is I felt as if they wouldn’t feel like they were a real part of my body, like they were like barnacles that attach to a boat.

The one surgery that seriously drives me insane is female genital plastic surgery. What the fuck? The only way I feel I could condone this is if heaven forbid you were on the receiving end of some sick, weird genital mutilation. The only genital mutilation I favor is that of the penis, cut that extra skin off and toss it in the scrap heap. This vaginal rejuvenation seems to be the latest fad in surgery. I’m sorry, call me crazy, but I’m all set with lasers getting beamed into my snatch. It’s too Jetsons like for me. I’ll stick with my archaic Flinstone-esque kegel exercise thank you very much.

I know a lot of women who have had children get this surgery. Basically it is their attempt at cleaning up the wreckage the baby left behind after tunneling out like a miner. Listen ladies, after spitting out one of those bad boys the damage is done. You decided that you wanted to have kids. You should’ve thought about the aftermath. When you decide to enter into battle you expect there will be some causalities. Unfortunately for you, in this case it was your pussy. When that baby cannoned out of you it murdered your cooter. No amounts of lasers or tightening surgeries are going to bring it back to life.

There are also women who get this surgery who have not had any children. I hear porn stars say that they’ve done it and that seems fair. First of all, they have to stick some crazy monstrosities into their holes. Also, their poons are their money makers, with close up shots and HD everything, their slits have to look like they’re in tip-top shape. However, if you are not in the porn industry or had children and you’re knocking on the pussyplasty doctor’s door that is a serious issue. What the fuck are you sticking in your snatch? All I think of is this enormous dildo I saw years ago at a porn store, it still haunts me. Its name was The Great American Challenge or as I so lovingly coined it as the G.A.C. This thing was legit the size of my torso. I seriously do not believe that could ever fit in any orifice on a human, maybe an elephant. If this is the type of thing you’re shoving in your cunt you don’t deserve to get the surgery. You should be forced to roam the earth with your cavernous hole.

I have never met anybody who has had this surgery. I would love to take a gander at some before and after shots though. I am curious about how effective it is and if it really does make a difference. I imagine that right after the surgery the pussy has a bright sort of sparkle to it because it’s clean and pure. I wonder how many cocks it would take to completely bulldoze it back to rubble.